May 2010
2 posts
The Good, the bad and the ugly.: I have been... →
”Basically I’m saying that we don’t have the right to insult people because we have been well educated and can see that everyone should be treated justly, fairly, equally. Surely we should be helping and educating people instead of calling them ‘stupid, thick etc’ then going back to our lovely white middle-class bubble.”
You mention class there. Maybe I’m reading this wrong,...
The Good, the bad and the ugly.: I have been... →
“I have been thinking and this is probably a controversial thing to say, but I don’t think it’s right to brand racist people ‘thick, stupid, dumb, moronic’ …
Yes their ideals may well be ridiculous, even stupid to the average person, but that doesn’t mean they themselves are stupid. They may well…”
You’re implying that all racists are working class and poorly educated....
April 2010
1 post
The blog of a mature adult.
So two days ago I turned 18. Since then, I’ve drunk rum in a park, been told off for not eating my greens, gotten into a half hour long playfight, been chatted up by an old lady at a wake, rapped down the phone to someone, headbutted someone in the ass, almost gotten myself and sandwell into a fight with a drunken old man, had a quick nap on one of the tables at the barrels, and demanded...
March 2010
4 posts
The swearing charts.
Something I’ve never understood.
Some swearwords are worse than others, apparently.
Firstly let’s bear in mind that most swearwords have absolutely no link to modern language, and are basically just nonsense. Fuck has been traced to one of two roots, either the anagram “Fornicate Under Command of the King”, or the gaelic word “feck”, which meant much the same...
An idea which will probably never happen (relating...
So yeah, if you’re one of the small minority who i haven’t already nagged about turning up to this , I’ve got another gig on the 23rd of April, and between the fact that it should get a decent attendance and I’m fairly confident in my new material, i figure it should be one of the best gigs i’ve had so far(number one so far either my first ever, aka the “i need...
Strangling Harry Hill
Lydia: What you doing then?
Me: Not much on telly so I'm just sat in bed listening to my iPod at the mo.
Lydia: Ok, just remember to clean up after yourself.
Me: ... lucky guess.
Tumbling onto a bandwagon.
Howdo. I’m Tom. I live in a paradise of incest, dress like a nerdy, emoey supervillain in disguise, and occasionally people pay me to tell jokes, which is the closest thing to a job I have. At the moment my life is pretty pointless. For instance, the biggest achievement of the day so far is calling my firend a “wretched ape”. That’s about as deep and philosophical as I go....
